Out
pops a genie. It says, “I will give you three wishes.”
The
man thinks awhile. Finally he says, “I want a beer that never is
empty.”
With
that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The
Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill.
The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says, “I want two more of these.”
